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[7 September 2008|5:26a] [ mood | irate ] I've just read they are remaking My Fair Lady with Keira Knightley. I have to go kill someone now. Which, frankly, is a more productive thing to do at 5:30 in the morning than read Heat magazine. (3,000) Faster pussycats! Kill, kill!!

[28 August 2008|5:42p] Kill, kill!!

|On my sofa at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming. [22 August 2008|11:05p] [ mood | squamous ] I *MADE* a Lovecraftian horror from the deep. Am I the shit, or am I the shit? Kill, kill!!

[22 August 2008|5:04p] Kill, kill!!

|rofldyswidt? [19 August 2008|2:51p] I found the Russian dressage competitor having some music from Gone With the Wind rather ironic considering what they're doing in Georgia. Kill, kill!!

|dark knight. [25 July 2008|2:16p] omg it was awesome. there aren't words. well. there are: virtuoso. mine. omg. jokergasm. but they don't really quite reach how best it was. (7,000) Faster pussycats! Kill, kill!!

|EEE Finally New Pictures!! [21 July 2008|5:28p] [ music | Tori Amos - Velvet Revolution ] ( It's been like, forever, I know this. ) (2,000) Faster pussycats! Kill, kill!!

[7 May 2008|11:38p] I totally have a crush on Niko Bellic. Kill, kill!!

|For the record. [21 February 2008|3:58p] In case anyone was wondering, I am (perhaps surprisingly) not vehemently anti these Lindsay Lohan photos by Bert Stern copying his final photo shoot with Marilyn. I know, I know, I hate hate HATE LiLo, but that's not the point. All these so-called Marilyn "purists" are saying it besmirches her memory and other such tripe. They seem to be forgetting the fact that Norma Jeane was an emotionally and mentally unstable starlet, addicted to drugs and alcohol, prone to self-destructive behavior, public indescretion, and not wearing underwear. Sound familliar? Marilyn, in her day, shocked her world more than Ms. Lohan could EVER shock ours. I don't know if Lindsay reads Joyce on the sly, or has desperate aspirations to play Grushenka one day, but I'm sure she has depths nearly equal to those of Norma Jeane that nobody cares to acknowledge. (6,000) Faster pussycats! Kill, kill!!

|Gonna go oldskool up in here today, methinks. Stick around. [9 January 2008|11:21a] [ mood | okay ] First of all, here: Poll #5580 Open to: All, results viewable to: All I know you guys aren't precisely an average sampling of the general public, but still. Tell me which one applies most to you. View Answers I love horror movies. 1 (8.3%) I love musicals. 3 (25.0%) I love both. 7 (58.3%) I don't like either. 1 (8.3%) That's something that's been bothering both Owen and me lately, every time we read an article about Sweeny Todd, they unfailingly make some dumbfuck comment about how there's like, no possible crossover between musical fans and horror fans... and we just sit there dumbfounded, like.... um, hello, us????? And tons of people we know.... wtf? They're SO not mutually exclusive. They make these ridiculous comparisons, saying things like oh, you'll never see adherents of Cannibal Holocaust lined up around the block for Les Mis tickets... BULLSHIT. It's very irritating and stereotyping and so I just wanted to see how it stacks up round here. Kill, kill!!

[22 November 2007|8:55a] i am thankful for you guys. i mean it. (4,000) Faster pussycats! Kill, kill!!

|Dear Jerry Falwell, [15 May 2007|10:21p] (3,000) Faster pussycats! Kill, kill!!

|My Angels [10 February 2007|7:58a] [ mood | tired ] My Candle and my Neon, shining forever for me and now most brightly for each other. Wait for me, girls. It might be a verrrrry long wait, but ladies, just wait for me.  That's all I ask. Then the real fun starts. (2,000) Faster pussycats! Kill, kill!!

[31 December 2006|11:52p] This has been the best year of my entire life. (2,000) Faster pussycats! Kill, kill!!

[2 October 2006|12:41p] (4,000) Faster pussycats! Kill, kill!!

|Take it, goddammit. [5 September 2006|10:26p] Create your own friendquiz here (2,000) Faster pussycats! Kill, kill!!

[5 September 2006|9:10p] In Memory of The Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin REALE Games has established a wildlife fund in memory of Steve Irwin. Proceeds benefit Steve's wildlife charity, Wildlife Warriors. Please click on the Make a Donation button to help us honor Steve's memory. Fill in the PayPal message field! We will post your Steve Irwin memory or message on a tribute page which will be sent to Australia Zoo. If you would prefer to donate by another method or have any questions, please contact us at SteveIrwin@realegames.com. You can also send us your Steve Irwin memories and comments here! (2,000) Faster pussycats! Kill, kill!!

[5 September 2006|7:30p] [ mood | curious ] [ music | 311 - Amber ] Poll #5511 Open to: All, results viewable to: All So, I guiltypleasure love this song, right, but it always makes me wonder what is the color of *my* energy??? View Answers Kill, kill!!

|More Pictures!!! [25 August 2006|12:44p] (5,000) Faster pussycats! Kill, kill!!

|OUR CAKE!!!!!!! [25 August 2006|12:20p] (2,000) Faster pussycats! Kill, kill!!

|Wedding Stuff: The Mother Lode [24 August 2006|2:00p] ALBUM!!!!!! Honeymoon pics! Loverly wedding narrative description thingy! ( Another loverly description, from my grama! ) (13,000) Faster pussycats! Kill, kill!!

|More Wedding Photos!!!!!!! [23 August 2006|2:16p] Can you see this? *(Now with captions!!!) If not, lemme know. OWEN'S ENTRY, if the myspace one doesn't werk! (he'll caption later, i think) Plus, *drumroll* MY VISA HAS BEEN APPROVED AND IS BEING DISPACHED TO ME!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG. EEEEE!!! <3<3<3 (6,000) Faster pussycats! Kill, kill!!

|Wedding Photos, The Teaser Trailer: [21 August 2006|6:13p] (4,000) Faster pussycats! Kill, kill!!

|MARRIED!!!! X-posted from Owen's journal. [11 August 2006|6:33a] We just went and got married. The first bit is his typing, after the < hr > thingo is mine. so there ya go. ********************** Mountains all around; sunset. The one-legged mayor in his wheelchair bumped over the vole trails and we exchanged rings. The peace pipe was passed around so we'd have the blessing of the spirits of the seven directions. The sun went down, the moon came up full over the mountains. We watched it rise and I saw my first shooting star. Orbital's version of the Doctor Who theme rang across the valley in the dark. And there was cake. Yeah, it went well. Now we're at Mrs Allaway's parents' house and she's grabbing stuff before we get taken to the airport. Thank you all for your kind messages. Hi from MRS ALLAWAY OMG!!!!!!!!!! Also Freebird rang across said valley, as well as GNR's Patience, of course. Now, seeing as We've decided that I'll go off my birth control, I've ended up with the honeymoon period, but I figure we're in the medieval theme suite, a little blood on the marriage sheets would be quite appropriate. Plus, you know, there's a hot monkey luv jacuzzi and whatnot. ;););) OMg, drunk and on several different kinds of tranqs from several different well-intentioned relatives and friends, it's TOTALLY hot tub time. Then some ZZZZZZZ. <3<3<3 (13,000) Faster pussycats! Kill, kill!!

[21 June 2006|1:48p] OFFICIAL WEDDING REGISTRY!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!! buy us things. there will be more things to buy later. it's just a start. (4,000) Faster pussycats! Kill, kill!!

[6 June 2006|5:00p] Today I am the happiest: ( here is why I am the happiest ) (44,000) Faster pussycats! Kill, kill!!

|I hate this, but... [16 June 2005|5:25p] LOCKDOWN!!!! The only public-me is here. No more adding-of-the-me. If you do, I'll notice. And we'll see. But there may be some sort of background check like I hate, hate, HATE to do. It's demeaning to you and contrary to the concept of public journals. But a girl's gotta do, etc. Don't comment, I hate when people beg me, I'm too much of a sub myself. In other news, I have a hellacious nosebleed. oh, ps: if I add you out of nowhere, feel fuckin' special.

[15 June 2005|9:45p] HELP GET ME TO ENGLAND!!!! (4,000) Faster pussycats! Kill, kill!!

|no offense intended, but [15 June 2005|1:46p] I really love knowing that I could hit about 5 websites real quick and only a very few of you would ever know how to reach me ever again. It's just a comfort, not something I'm considering or anything. (7,000) Faster pussycats! Kill, kill!!

[15 June 2005|1:08p] Um, anybody got a spare ticket to England? (1,000) Faster pussycat! Kill, kill!!

[15 June 2005|12:44p] I GOT MY PASSPORT!!!!!!!! YYAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!! omg omg omg omg worst picture in the world, but omg who cares???? OWEN HERE I COME. (12,000) Faster pussycats! Kill, kill!!

|PASS IT. [15 June 2005|2:19a] http://www.passthepotato.com/passedpotato.php?potatoid=050529205420-829376 it still has so many states to visit. if you know anybody in the states he hasn't been to yet, send the link on to them, pleaseyplease??? (6,000) Faster pussycats! Kill, kill!!

[15 June 2005|1:34a] Congratulations! Your Hotlanta Kink Test score was 620! Here is the chart so that you can see how you are rated: 100 or less        You need to lighten up and live a little! 101 to 200        You have an average sex life in need of kink. 201 to 300        You have sweet hints of a kinky nature. 301 to 400        You are definitely a kinky player. 401 to 500        You are a major league kinkster! 501 to 600        Wow! You're too kinky for most!!! 601 or more        SUPER FREAK ALERT! You da BOMB! The maximum score for this test is 700. , Take The Test Eee, comment me your numbers, I'z a curious little kitten! <3 (17,000) Faster pussycats! Kill, kill!!

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